Jinny and Dan

Here are my mom and dad. He's the guy who gave me this fez collection. I can't figure out why they're staring into space like that. They did that in every photo I took.

Virginia

Sandie's paternal grandmother, Virginia, thought this was the silliest thing in the world. She's a good sport.

Paul and Sandie

My ex-wife Sandie and her dad, Paul, are roughly the same height. That is to say, they're both shorter than me. It's the only thing I have on either of them, so I feel compelled to exploit it.